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Saturday, October 20, 2007

WTF? don feel sleepy at all. or should i say cannot slp at all.
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R22. last view b4 graduation. this will be my best fren is i am gonna get into air con industry XD. taken at mr tan class. tan kb. my boss =)

Derrick de class. my zhu dono wad de teaching. we playing with fountain. so called learning. can control the pattern n everything =)

WTF IS INSIDE?

LOL. my ebay book =) i noe sure got ppl say i bo liao or wad. but i am a fan of warfare n history =)

ok la. school reopen nth much happen. we stay for almost all lesson. as usual those 2 gangster joan n yvonne will bully me. sad arh. all teacher also very good. mr ham teaching us monday also. graduating soon. i don complain schooling sux. perhaps after ns den will complain working sux. schooling is fun =) everyday laugh arh. enjoy arh. sabo ppl arh.

things seem got "reset". since last week. my mind is like kana reformat. trying to plan in advance for my everything in life b4 it corks up. think waiting for ns letter to know where i am going. poly = no way liao. my gpa is cool, but single parent n my parent is old. time to work n feed them liao =) am i like being 2 different person? oh well. who knows?

speaking of ns. I ish not scare of ns cos i am from st john de. BUT! due to is st john de. my greatest fear is here. i don wan kana combat medic. not bcos xiong or wad. BUT IS LAGI BORING. LOL. throw me where also can but not combat medic =)

aiyah talk till here. i just reset my life. graduation soon. dono should be happy or sad =). getting a camera soon to take shot out all our past good time =) ITE BST 0601V2. all of us r attendance flasher =x.education time gonna over soon.

changing for the better not the worst. hope i can make it =). LOL. y i so late the press my own reset button? i pressed only at last week. wtf?

aiyah tat's all from jacko =) wishing from me

N lvl student score well n go O lvl =)
O lvl student/retake Score swee swee arh =)
A lvl student try ur best n give it a best shot =)
ITE student try ur best to slack. eat snake n pontank XD

ok la. enough of my personal nonsence. Some rofl things to share from forums
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小学生造句:
1.题目 : 原来
小朋友写 : 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语 : 妈妈关切一下

2. 题目: ..一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？ ~~

4.题目 : 一 ...就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行 ..

5.題目 : 你看
小朋友写 : 你看什么看 ! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你(唱歌 ) 我( 跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你( 好吗) ! 我 (很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗 ??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???

8. 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写 : 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语 : 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语 : 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

还有一个更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多 ~~

12. 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13. 题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净 ~~

15.題目 : 一 …便…
小朋友写 : 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。

还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写 : 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语 : 造句不要乱造...

16. 題目: 又 .....又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语: 你妈妈......是怪物吗 ?

17. 果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。

18. 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19. 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………

20. 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师： ……………

if i were to do any of the above. i probably killed by my chinese teacher liao XD

DON LEAVE me ):

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